Exhibit A: The Mysterious Acronym
Best guess: Anorexic jellyfish dread eating. Caroline's sort of a bitch.
Exhibit B: Riddle of the Sphinx
These Underpants Gnomes sound like a gas. What are they up to? ENHANCE.
Best guess: The stick people aren't wearing underpants. Perhaps the gnomes will give them some if they're feeling benevolent.
Exhibit C: The Cryptic Non-Word
Best guess: Prunt = prudish cunt. Ironic tautology? Or autocorrect?
Exhibit D: Art Attack
The artist is working in petals and...lotion? ENHANCE.
Best guess: The artist is stoned. And well moisturized.